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Your name is ALUXU THE SPIDER. As was previously mentioned, you are a SPIDER, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is a state of existence, if anything, that unfortunately and unavoidably causes others to lump you in with the likes of a certain SPIDERTROLL, despite your own complex opinion of her.

Equally complex, and somewhat related to your opinions, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME COMICS, ANIME, AND MANGA. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL ARTFORM, but due to heavy brain damage you are not. You like to DRAW and WRITE STORIES, and you are only SOMEWHAT GOOD AT IT. Your artwork and writing invariably reflects your inner feelings, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in EMOTIVE RENDERINGS. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most cultured members of your society, the NOVELISTERRORFIENDS. You like to draw and write REALLY INTIMATE EMOTIONAL THINGS, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A SICKO WITH A PENCIL BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you SHITWRENCH INSANE. You have been trying out a new chat client called TROLLIAN, and you are MUCH PREFER IT OVER ALL OTHER CLIENTS. Your trolltag is *CONFIDENTIAL* and you speak in a manner that is "CUTTING and JAGGED, with a lot of *sarcasm*".

Later, you will become a PROFESSIONAL FANGIRL AND SHIPPER, and go on long tangents about ships in front of non-Homestuck friends. This habit, for convenient reference, is a habit that DRIVES THEM INSANE.
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